Stench

As I was walking to work today, I noticed the distinct smell of urine. Usually, the odor lasts rather briefly as I pass the violated area, but today, the odor lasted an usually long time. I started to walk faster and faster, but the odor would still linger. Finally, I looked up and realized that there was a homeless woman walking in front of me and that I was exactly downwind of her. I stepped to the side and walked around her, and immediately the air became fresher.

Ewww.